Tuesday, June 1, 2010

"No One Can Do It Better" - John Legend v. The Roots

Once again we present to you...No One Can Do It Better. In the last installment, we pitted the prettiest man on the planet against Kasseem Dean's future babymoms. We find ourselves with another great match up of Johnny Patron and the Legendary Foundation.

The Contender : John Legend - Another Again (2006)



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The Challenger: The Roots - Doin' It Again



Styles Davis says, "It's hard to go against the The Roots. John is my main man, but with the added instrumentation and the crazy verses by one of the game's most underrated, Black Thought...I gotta go with Philly's Finest."

Johnny Soultrane says, "I mean this isn't very close. Simple mathematics folks. John Legend x The Roots >>>>> John Legend. Motherfiduck the wagon...I choose the band."

Mr. Strayhorn Fritzington says, "While I admire the virtuosity of The Roots, I must tip my hat to the talented Mr. John Stephens and his Ivy League credentials. The lush piano playing is lost within the heavy hip-hop bass provided by The Roots. I shall go with John.

Yao Mingus says, "I almost want to go with John on this one, but The Roots revamped a song that was four years old and managed to make it a fresh cut as if I had never heard the original before. The Roots.

Buddy HoodRich says, "I can lowkey bump some John Legend...but only when he's on his "She Don't Have To Know"/"Number One" cheating tip. I can't ride out to some emotional John Legend in the whip. I go with the Hip-Hop version out of basic HoodRich principles. Black Thought brings that boombap...and I can dig it."

The Roots win 4-1.

-The Styles Davis Quintet



Guess Who's Bizack?

We're back snitches. Get ready.



-The Styles Davis Quintet

Monday, March 1, 2010

Get Well Soon Guru

We all know what's going on. Get well soon, King.




-The Styles Davis Quintet


Sunday, February 21, 2010

Dope Ish - Vanilla Sky (2001)

I'm definitely late on this cult classic, Vanilla Sky, but after watching it recently I felt that it was worth mentioning. The movie, as a whole, is pretty damn dope. What caught my eye the most however was a particular scene in which the protagonist, played by Tom Cruise, is hosting a birthday party at his apartment. Instead of hiring a band, he displays a holographic image John Coltrane playing some of his best cuts. Something tells me that this was a bunch of Hollywood smoke and mirrors and physics doesn't allow awesome shit like this to actually exist, but a man can dream. If this is actually real, please put me up on game. Money is no option...I ball.



This is absolutely the most baller shit I've seen in a very long time. Well played, Vanilla Sky.

-Soultrane


Friday, February 19, 2010

The Greatest PSA Of-All Time

If this was the actual PSA's for Everest, all of my homies would be in college by now...Absolutely amazing.


-HoodRich

Monday, February 15, 2010

"Top 60 Ghetto Names"

And another one...


-Mr. Strayhorn Fritzington

"No One Can Do It Better" Prince v. Alicia Keys

So we were over here louning' and lampin' as always. Per usual, we got into a heated discussion over people swaggerjacking other peoples samples. This led into a fight about people covering songs they really don't have any business covering. From there, we started comparing songs and a post was born. Introducing the first "No One Can Do It Better" post.

In our first battle we have Prince's 1982 "How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?" versus Alicia Key's 2001 cover version, "How Come You Don't Call Me."

Take a listen:


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Styles Davis says, "Hands down it's Prince. This isn't even close. Alicia doesn't have the vocals of Prince or the performance skills."

Johnny Soultrane says, "Alicia Keys used to be my baby, but she went and stole Mashonda's man. Not sexy. Prince wins, cuz he would never steal someone's man...they would probably walk into his open little arms." #shotsfired #pause x10000

Mr. Strayhorn Fritzington says, "Prince is the consummate showman and musician. Ms. Keys is quite talented in her own right, but she clearly has many miles to go before even entering into the same musical stratosphere as Sir Prince Rogers."

Yao Mingus says, "This isn't really fair. If we took the studio versions of each performer, it would be a completely different story. Alicia's more layered version destroys Prince's attempt at musical subtlety. Plus Alicia is slightly prettier. Alicia Wins"

Buddy HoodRich says, "I gotta cosign [The Mingus]Dynasty. The studio versions are completely different. Clearly Prince is the dopest performer of all-time. But when Alicia and all that thickness get in the studio, it's a wrap. I got my girl Alicia for the win."

Prince wins 3-2.

-The Styles Davis Quintet